I wrote this on my personal blog the other day and thought I'd throw it up here as well.
You are Old, Deal with it
Stay in denial all you want, but you are old. Even you twenty-somethings out there. You guys are old. I'm almost 30 and I am old. No disrespect to those people "over the hill", as you are old too, but if you reading this blog, you are old. Sorry. Here's the proof.
WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT
That Oscar winning film with cartoons walking around the set with real people was released 20 years ago. Yes, that's right. Who Framed Roger Rabbit is TWENTY YEARS OLD.
Christina Applegate used to look like this:
Little Stephanie has a kid.
THE NIRVANA BABY
Spencer Elden, the Nirvana baby, turns 18 this summer.
DISNEY'S ADVENTURES OF THE GUMMI BEARS
The Gummi Bears' final season concluded over 18 years ago. Someone could have gotten a lifetime education (sans college) since this show has been on the non-syndicated air.
Chris Street died over 15 years ago (will be 16 this month). R.I.P., Chris.
Dame Jane Goodall is 74 years old.
It's been 10 years since Jordan wore a Chicago Bulls jersey.
Baby Jessica can legally drink.
Like I said... congratulations, you are old.
Get ready for your Senior Citizen discount and all the fun with AARP you can handle. :)
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